Hustling Kenyan Way

Kenyans for crying out loud why are some of us so vulnerable?I mean, i was watching news the other day and there is this woman who said that she joined Global Life(a pyramid scheme)because she was told it wasn't a pyramid sheme but a sacco!!Surely? You think a thief will tell you am a thief and i want to steal from you??Wake up and smell the clogged seawage,garbage dump (or coffee if you come from Muthaiga, Runda and the environs)
Here are some few pointers you should ask yourself:
1.what kind of business is your money going to do for the sacco cum pyramid scheme for the money to double or triple?
2.why is the person doubling your money operating from a dingy office in river road?(one which if you happen to go the next day it will be a mobile shop-the stolen ones)

The Kenyan economy has grown by 6.1%.Just wondering,who decides by how much a country's economy has grown?Is he or she Kenyan? If yes, where in Kenya does he or she live?I mean Kenya's roads are a nightmare, security, i won't go there, poverty rates are hiking!On the bright side, i would like to big up Esther Passaris for lighting our country and Dr. Alfred Mutua for arresting those involved in the construction of poor roads which led to manholes( read:not potholes)in Mombasa.(were they really arrested or was it a publicity stunt?)

Above all, najivunia kuwa mkenya!

Wakenya mko???

The Mungiki issue is getting way overboard.If the police are being killed by the mungiki who am i as a Kenyan to feel safe? Why is it always during election year that these skirmishes errupt? Anyone intentending to vie for a presidential post this year here is a winning tipromise Kenyans your going to deal with insecurity, Mungiki, and trust me you will be giving Mwai Kibaki a run for his money.